So i was wondering around the interwebs today when i stumbled across a forum that was discussing what you would do in the event of a zombie attack. Now i know all you skeptics out there must think this is a stupid notion and would never happen in real life but you didn't think September 11 would happen either! and global warming IS real!! so it cant be that hard to believe that zombie attacks COULD HAPPEN!!So what would you do when the zombie invasion starts? i suppose most of you might be thinking about getting as many guns and weapons as you can gather and attempt to go somewhere where you think you might be safe. I guess this is a valid strategy, however you may need to consider into your calculations that everyone in those zombie movies also seem to think the same thing and we all know how that turns out....
I guess when considering your weapon of choice, many might suggest a kind of huge machine gun or something but chances are we won't know when the zombie invasion is going to start and it is unlikely that we will be carrying around machine guns while we carry out our daily activities before the start of the invasion. Another thing to consider is how long will the ammo in your gun last? Probably the most common weapons that will be available to us when the zombie invasion beings is blunt objects and commonly found tools around the house like shovels, rackets maybe baseball bats or cricket bats. You wouldn't want to take knives with you or anything because it would probably just get stuck in a zombie and you wouldn't be able to take it out, even if he had a knife in him he'd probably keep hobbling after you anyways. What I would like to suggest is that everyone go learn some kung fu in preparation of the incomming invasion that. Have you seen resident evil? that chic kicks ass! and she always turns out okay in the end rite? so if we all learn kung fu im sure we'd be fine :D
The other thing we need to think about would have to be where we are going to go when it all starts. I guess going to the local shopping mall where you have lots of resources might be a good idea, but then again i guess it would have to depend on what day and what time the invasion begins. If it all starts on a week day during the middle of the day then the shopping centre is going to be packed and anywhere that is packed is a potential hazard in terms of the spread of infection. What we would need to do is go somewhere that is a little more secluded and away from the general population. Somewhere where the zombies are unable to get to us, somewhere far away from major cities and large populations. Probably on a boat somewhere in the middle of the ocean, unfortunately many of us aren't lucky enough to own a boat and even if we were it's probably not capable of accommodating us and our friends and family along with enough food to last us until the invasion is over. It is very likely that we will still need to make it back to land to replenish out supplies, but i guess thats when the kung fu skills will come in handy :D
Lastly I would like to predetermine whether or not we would keep it a secret if we knew we were bitten. Now im not sure how long it will take before you turn into a zombie after you have been bitten but i wanna know if your one of those ppl that will keep it a secret from all the other survivors or will you go and kill yourself for the good of all humanity. Now we all know the logical option will be to kill yourself or sacrifice yourself to help your fellow survivors but when it comes down to it will you really do the right thing?? I would like to hope that i would but when thrown into such a situation, ppl can be very unpredictable things.
Now after having survived the invasion having followed these key points, we would then need to hope that the zombies will eventually starve to death so that we can try and rebuild the world. This would probably involve alot of corpse disposal and if we are lucky enough to still have a government in place to keep order then thats great! but otherwise we could end up with a whole other situation living in a world of anarchy, then what would you do!? All in all this whole situation doesn't really seem to have a happy ending so maybe it would just be better to be give up from the start and save ourselves the trouble...
